Philosophy Pun Lover Gifts

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"Wait a minute! - First you say, 'Lay up treasures in Heaven,' and then you say, 'You can't take it with you'!"

'No Entrance, Sartre's Prequel to No Exit.'

Ralph Waldo Emerson

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

X-ray Psychology.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

"You've passed with extinction!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

A Brain Drain

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'Group hug anyone?'

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'You give me goose bumps!'

Larry's Literary Market.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"I understand you're famous for your tantrums."

The static electric eel is very rare.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'