Philosophy Of Self T-Shirts

"Narcissus! That's a pretty name."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Nice haircut."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"What does she have that I don't?"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"You'll get over him."

TV-Mirror.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

It's no use, Glenn... We're trapped like - well... Like ourselves, I guess.

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

Inner calm.

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"