Self-image Philosophers T-Shirts

"Am I really that fat?"

Woman who is disappointed with her appearance in a photograph

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Nice haircut."

"That's a big fat lie!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

TV-Mirror.

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Stock photo, right?"

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'Admit it, Henry, you only love me for my hair.'

Virtual reality mirror.

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'