Self-aware Philosopher T-Shirts

Express your philosophical humor with our self-aware philosopher T-shirts. Clever, comfortable, and perfect for those who love pondering life’s mysteries with a witty twist.

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation.  Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male...  The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes.  And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees.  Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2?  You might want to
"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation.  Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male...  The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes.  And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees.  Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2?  You might want to mockup
"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation.  Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male...  The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes.  And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees.  Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2?  You might want to mockup
"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation.  Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male...  The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes.  And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees.  Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2?  You might want to mockup
"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation.  Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male...  The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes.  And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees.  Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2?  You might want to mockup

Self-aware Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Self-aware Philosopher Mugs

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Self-aware Philosopher Prints

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