Philosophical Investor Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with your philosophical investor friend? Our collection blends clever humor with profound insights, perfect for those who see investing as both an art and a philosophy. Whether they’re pondering markets or life’s bigger questions, find a humorous mug, T-shirt, or print that sparks their curiosity and makes them smile. These unique, intellectually playful products are ideal for anyone who enjoys exploring the deeper meaning behind investing—and life itself.

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Zen and the Art of Portfolio Maintenance

Zen and the Art of Portfolio Maintenance mockup

Zen and the Art of Portfolio Maintenance

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'Stocks are yin, bonds are yang. But I could be totally wrong. Maybe bonds are yin, stocks are yang.'

'Stocks are yin, bonds are yang. But I could be totally wrong. Maybe bonds are yin, stocks are yang.' mockup

'Stocks are yin, bonds are yang. But I could be totally wrong. Maybe bonds are yin, stocks are yang.'

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon." mockup

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.' mockup

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...' mockup

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

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'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.' mockup

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

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"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options." mockup

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

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'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?' mockup

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

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Flat tax - equal burden?

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Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

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Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

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Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich. mockup

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

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"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings." mockup

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

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"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?" mockup

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

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Economic Downturns

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'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?' mockup

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

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Money god

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"Money is life's report card."

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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'I got a big refund on my income tax.' mockup

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

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Accountant Manqué

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"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..." mockup

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

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"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market." mockup

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

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'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?' mockup

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

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"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage." mockup

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

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"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is." mockup

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

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"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am." mockup

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

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Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age. mockup

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.' mockup

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

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'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?' mockup

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.' mockup

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

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Philosophical Investor Gifts Collection

Philosophical Investor Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and insightful mugs perfect for the philosophical investor in your life.

Philosophical Investor Pillows

Find pillows that add a philosophical and humorous touch to any space, perfect for the thoughtful investor.

Philosophical Investor Prints

Browse prints that combine financial wisdom with philosophical musings, ideal for inspiring any investment enthusiast.

Philosophical Investor T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that blend sharp wit and wise insights—ideal for investors who love to think deeply and laugh loudly.