Philosopher Of Life's Meaning Gifts

'We stand at the gateway of a new adventure. A time of discovery of what's really important. Like spending time with family, friends.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Ban on Free Speech

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Voltaire

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"It's such a lovely day!"

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

What's normal?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'