Phillies Supporter Gifts

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'My feet are killing me.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Bad Interview Technique

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Gareth Bale

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

World Cup Fan.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"That was two what?"

Who won what game?

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.