Phillies Supporter T-Shirts

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'My feet are killing me.'

Bad Interview Technique

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"That was two what?"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Go Team!