Pheromone Explorer Gifts

Pheromone research, you're become hideously ugly, yet I still find you irresistible"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Astral Projection

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Fall fashions

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Cursing Scientist.

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"These hostas are out of control!"

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Go to Hell'

Route 666

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Three spirits and Pamina

'Business is booming...come in.'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Does she like to smell strange?"