Phantom Explorer Gifts

Barnaby's dream

Big Bang Theory.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Boptimism

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Here be dragons.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Walt Disney on ice."

The star hunters

"Scuba cow"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Slinky Cow World