Pheromone Explorer Pillows

Pheromone research, you're become hideously ugly, yet I still find you irresistible"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Fall fashions

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

This is your brain on cartoons

Cursing Scientist.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"These hostas are out of control!"

Route 666

'Go to Hell'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"He doesn't look like you at all."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'Business is booming...come in.'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."