Pharmacy Technician Gifts

Take As Directed Or As Budget Allows

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"It's for panic attacks. Hand them out to people you meet."

"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."

Being hard of hearing made Ursula every pharmacy customer's worst nightmare.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"This medication may interact with paying your rent and being able to afford cable."

"This medication should lesson your symptoms...unless, of course, the side effects kick in and aggravate your symptoms."

"He obviously doesn't realise this drug is a placebo." "She obviously doesn't realise this money is a placebo."

"The reason Zylofan costs so much is because they first made Pirolax, kbut it didn't work, so then they made Kivotor, and that didn't work, so they then tried Davicor..."

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

"This Viagra is part it's swell-by date!"

"Side effects include thinking prices on medicine is unfairly high."

Shortage of medicines

"You want the generic placebo or the brand name?"

"The bad side effects are your medical plan doesn't cover the cost of this medication."

"It doesn't come with any cap at all. You're to take one every two minutes."

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Once a year. . .forever.'

'I wouldn't worry - your symptoms are probably the after effects of prescription drugs.'

'I never thought of that, but child proof containers DO drive up the cost of health care.'

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

'I hate it when they wince as I explain the side effects.'

'Lock your windows and doors before you take this drug. The side effects are scary!'

"Fill it up, hold the cotton"

"My mom has to take a drug test for her new job tomorrow. Can she borrow a book to study for it?"

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"Looks like you're already familiar with the side effects."