Pharmacists Gifts

"And remember, have your parents ask their doctor if Ambulex is right for them."

'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid nobody knew.'

"What do you recommend for greenhouse gas?"

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

All New Prescriptions Require FBI Approval.

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'Our hormones are on back order. Until they come in, we're lending Brad Pitt videos.'

"We've come up with a new drug to combat 'greed', but it's $90 per pill."

'To gain back market share, Walgreen's will now offer a $5 all-you-can-swallow analgesic buffet on Tuesday nights.'

Lab. These must be curing people - Nobody ever comes back for a refill. Optimistic pharmaceutical researchers.

Side Effects

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

To help enforce the new medical privacy laws, the pharmacists have been equipped with Tasers.

'Pop, is that where they make all of those new medicines with the bad side effects?'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'You know, if you can wait three weeks, cold medicine will be sale.'

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure'. How much does it cost by the pound?'

"Seriously?!! You can decipher a doctor's handwriting, but you can't read mine?!!"

Hydroxychlorqueen

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

Covid Tug of War

"I've got alopecia. What can you give me to keep my hair in...?"

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Supply-Demand.

'Well, the whole purpose of creating the species was because I needed a pill for impotence. Now that they've invented this, we can make them extinct!'

Express checkout lane for younger person prescription pick-ups.

'Our new diet pills have been a disaster. The damn things work!'