Pharmacy Student Gifts

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

'If the drug has that any side effects, let's market it as a biological weapon.'

School of Pharmacy and Over-the-Counter-Annex

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

vaccine wars.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Physician tending a mummy.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.