Graduation From Pharmacy School Gifts

School of Pharmacy and Over-the-Counter-Annex

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Dancing Doctor

Theorbo

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Dog forced to return bone

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'What's holding him up?'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"Gross."

En garde!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Department of Nanotechnology

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."