Graduating From Medical School Gifts

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

'First, insure against doing harm.'

"Congratulations on earning your Proctology license... bottoms up!"

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Amateur psychologist, maybe. Amateur psychiatrist, not likely. But amateur brain surgeon..."

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

Current location

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Medical Student

Give me your sick...

'Always the last place you look.'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Twelve years if college, medical school, internship and residency and it never occured to me that I'd have to work the night shift.'

Surgeons

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Alexander Fleming

"Until my diplomas come back from the framer I don't feel comfortable giving you a diagnosis."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Dancing Doctor

"Let's consider an early dive."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.