Graduating Med School Gifts

"Med school was a blast."

"Here-in case you ever need a shoulder to cry on."

Med. school 101 - 'Affordable diseases'. Med. school 302 - 'Unaffordable diseases'.

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Med School Mascots.

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Dancing Doctor

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog forced to return bone

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'What's holding him up?'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"Gross."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

En garde!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."