Pharmaceutical Prankster Pillows

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Do you have anything that allows me to give my husband a kick up the backside and blame it on the side effects?"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Catch this!'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Disorderlies

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Excommunicate Me.

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Wishing Well

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'Dr. Frisinger thinks he may have left a clamp in you.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."