Pharmaceutical Prankster Gifts

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Do you have anything that allows me to give my husband a kick up the backside and blame it on the side effects?"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Catch this!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Disorderlies

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Excommunicate Me.

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

Wishing Well

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Sea of Tranquillity

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Recombinant DNA Lab.