Pill Pranksters Gifts

'Take one after meals? This IS a meal!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Back to the Holidays

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Children in a Nursery.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'