Pharma Prankster Pillows

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Disorderlies

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Excommunicate Me.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

Wishing Well

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'