Pharma Fighter Gifts

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Keyworker

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Flu vaccine.

Fish want out of polluted river.

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Ecology

Effective Cuban vaccines

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Frontline health workers

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."