Pharma Fighter Pillows

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Flu vaccine.

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Violent Crime Statistics

Effective Cuban vaccines

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Frontline health workers

Ecology

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'