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Ghost School.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Tourists and their Pets.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

Ghostbasters 3

Balding gnomes

"Broom! Broom!"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'Children's Personals'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."

'Oh no, they're back!'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

Monsters under a child's bed.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

The Prim Reaper.

'His imaginary playmate got sent to juvie.'

"How did the marathon go?"

"Puff. . . I'm recycled."

Pantomime Horse / Cavalry Toilet

BEWARE OF DOG

'The only thing wrong with you, Tom, is that you're almost too good to be true.'

'Do you mind if Robert here sits in on this session?'