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A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Ghost School.

Tourists and their Pets.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

Ghostbasters 3

Balding gnomes

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Broom! Broom!"

'Children's Personals'

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Monsters under a child's bed.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

Pantomime Horse / Cavalry Toilet

'His imaginary playmate got sent to juvie.'

BEWARE OF DOG

The Prim Reaper.

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"How did the marathon go?"

'The only thing wrong with you, Tom, is that you're almost too good to be true.'

'Do you mind if Robert here sits in on this session?'

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'