Phantasmagoria Fan Gifts

The Consequences of Treaty Of Amiens with France- Addington, Hawkesbury and Fox as Conjurers

Bacchus.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Going Down?

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Viking River Raids

"I dropped my goblet!"