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The Consequences of Treaty Of Amiens with France- Addington, Hawkesbury and Fox as Conjurers

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bacchus.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"He's So Your Type."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Viking River Raids