Petty Rivalries Fan Gifts

Looking for a gift for a petty rivalries fan? These fun and witty products capture the essence of friendly competition and humorous rivalry. Ideal for those who cheer for the drama, spice up conversations, or simply enjoy the playful teasing that comes with rivalry. Whether it’s for a close friend, a sibling, or a fellow enthusiast, these gifts bring a light-hearted touch to rivalry-inspired fun, making every playful feud a little more memorable.

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"Does it really matter if her cloud is whiter than ours, Adriana?"

"Does it really matter if her cloud is whiter than ours, Adriana?" mockup

"Does it really matter if her cloud is whiter than ours, Adriana?"

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'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!' mockup

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

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Tic-tac-toe

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"Just being proactive."

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"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists." mockup

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

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"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!" mockup

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

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"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..." mockup

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

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Next Wave Collegiate Sports

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"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!" mockup

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

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"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?" mockup

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

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Fight on the top

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'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.' mockup

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

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Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest. mockup

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

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'I hate snowboarders!'

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Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!' mockup

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

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"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..." mockup

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

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"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..." mockup

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

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Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house. mockup

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

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Strikeout Dog

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David Anderson vs. Goliath

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Sick Exhibitionist

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'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.' mockup

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

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I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are. mockup

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

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'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.' mockup

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

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Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

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'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

'You were never a team player, Thornton.' mockup

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

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"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs." mockup

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

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"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late." mockup

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

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'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.' mockup

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

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The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group. mockup

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

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"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash." mockup

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

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"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace." mockup

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

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'Do it again.'

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Petty Rivalries Fan Gifts Collection

Petty Rivalries Fan Mugs

Explore our collection of rivalry-inspired mugs and add a fun twist to your coffee or tea moments.

Petty Rivalries Fan Pillows

Find pillows that bring the playful rivalry vibe into your home decor—comfortable, humorous, and uniquely stylish.

Petty Rivalries Fan Prints

Browse our prints collection to display the humorous side of rivalry—ideal for adding personality to your space.

Petty Rivalries Fan T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that let you showcase your rivalry spirit with humor—perfect for casual wear that sparks conversation.