Petty Rival Gifts

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Rivalry Begins

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Tug the Toggle

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'