Petty Rival Gifts

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Danth battle?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The Rivalry Begins

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

A Man mixing up his sports.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Tug the Toggle

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Rugger.

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'