Petrol Perfume Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this it smells of Petrol.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Some scents are nonsense.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

US Energy Needs.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Car Breast-Feeding

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Overpowering perfume

Excess

Fuels paradise.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'