Petrol Perfume Enthusiast Gifts

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this it smells of Petrol.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

US Energy Needs.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Car Breast-Feeding

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

Jane Krakowski

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Overpowering perfume

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Excess

Fuels paradise.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Gas prices up.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Do you have poop points?'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"It's £50 for something that will drive me wild with passion or £25 for something that will get him to leave you alone so you can binge watch Netflix."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."