Petroglyph Ponderer Gifts

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

The End is Near.

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Just a tad to the left."

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

A self-filling prophecy.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

How moons are born...

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'