Petroglyph Enthusiast Gifts

Oog is backing up all our files.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Meet the scribe"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Hadrian's Wall

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Spell checker!'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Writer's block?"

Graffiti on guard's horse

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

COVID Vaccine

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Line on graph goes right through floor.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Graffiti Forever!

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Consumption Graph.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'