Petroglyph Enthusiast T-Shirts

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Meet the scribe"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Hadrian's Wall

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'Spell checker!'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

COVID Vaccine

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Writer's block?"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Graffiti Forever!

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Consumption Graph.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."