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Lost to antiquity.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

"Writer's block?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

It appears to be some sort of joke. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd.

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Communication: Then and Now