Peter Pan T-Shirts

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Allegro con molto espresso

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Piano Recital

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Piano Keyboard

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Frederic Chopin

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

The Death Of Venus

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"