Peter Pan Gifts

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Allegro con molto espresso

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano Recital

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Radiator jazz player

A baby playing on a grand piano

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Frederic Chopin

Piano Keyboard

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."