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'Good dog!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

What does aloof mean?

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Watchdog

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"Curiosity."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

The Polygon family at home

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

Tandem cyclists

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."

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