Pet Parsons Fan Mugs

'Good dog!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

What does aloof mean?

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Watchdog

"Curiosity."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

The Polygon family at home

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

Tandem cyclists

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

Dog Food Co.

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

"Well if you remember, at the time we thought it was hilarious..."