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'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Lawyer to pirate with patch over eye: 'Tell me about the injury this Cap'n Hook gave you trying to high five.'

Peter Pan and Wendy 2008.

"Hey, it Smee."

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

James Barrie.

"Ever killed a man?"

'Good dog!'

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

The History of Anti-stick

The Polygon family at home

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

Tandem cyclists

"Is this your work?"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Top Hat

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'