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'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

James Barrie.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"You're adopted."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

'Good dog!'

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"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf