Peter Pan Enthusiast Mugs

James Barrie.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"You're adopted."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

'Good dog!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

Panto: Snow White and the Dwarf

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

The History of Anti-stick