Peter Pan Syndrome Advocate Mugs

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Separation

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

James Barrie.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Good dog!'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

The History of Anti-stick

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Dog bath

Exercise rat race

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

'Well played, sir.'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"