Peter Pan Syndrome Advocate Prints

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Woman escapes with cats.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Separation

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

James Barrie.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Good dog!'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

The History of Anti-stick

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Dog bath

Exercise rat race

Dog on Cat.

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"