Peta Supporter Prints

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Pet a Puppy

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

DIY Butchers

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

'My, that's reasonable. And how much for BOTH testicles?'

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

No Playing Basketball with Porcupines

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'