Pet Supporter Prints

Lumbar support animal

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Pet a Puppy

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"He's a rescue."

'My opponent hates cats.'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

DIY Butchers

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Guide Dogs

Best in Heat.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

So...who is your provider ?

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

All the best

Piss Bull

About this dependant of yours...

Old cat with its own stair lift

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

"One day, this will all be yours."