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Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Bite out of fishing pier.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Moulin Rouge Security

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

James Barrie.

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Good dog!'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

The History of Anti-stick

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

A woman climbs on a pen.

Musicial Writer

Cartoonists.

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

Hot chilli...

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."