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Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Bite out of fishing pier.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Moulin Rouge Security

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

James Barrie.

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

'Good dog!'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

The History of Anti-stick

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Musicial Writer

A woman climbs on a pen.

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

Cartoonists.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."