Pet Therapist In Training Pillows

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Bert's dog training.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Don't even think about it."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."