Pet Therapist In Training Prints

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Don't even think about it."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"