Pet Robot Designer T-Shirts

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"He's my school project for science class."

State of the Art Dog.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"The cat was there."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

Training the dog to use a litter box.

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Max loved his new iPAWED.

"Don't use our human's name, it's too obvious."

Pets talk about starting a rock band